This Is The Best Aldi Product For Your Zodiac Sign

The zodiac, as we all know, is divided into 12 different signs (we're agreeing to pay no attention to Ophiuchus, aka unlucky no. 13), and each sign has its own distinct personality and characteristics. One thing that all 12 signs have in common is a love for food, since who doesn't enjoy eating? Of course, food doesn't just drop down out of the sky à la "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" — more's the pity, so if you want to eat, there's a good chance you're going to need to mix in a little grocery shopping every so often.

A trip to the supermarket usually isn't most people's favorite chore, although it's possible that goal-oriented Virgos and hard-working Capricorns do enjoy it, while Taurus tends to be on board with anything involving food. Even non-earth signs, though, can appreciate the convenience, low prices, and ever-changing product selection they'll find at their local Aldi. Next time you make an Aldi food run, why not add one of these zodiac-appropriate products to your cart? The items we chose for each sign are all listed on Aldi's website as part of their regular product rotation as opposed to those here today, gone tomorrow weekly specials, so that means you should be able to find them in stock on your next shopping trip.

Fire signs, like their ruling element, are known for having rather intense — even, dare we say, fiery — personalities. They are definitely not timid in the taste department, either, and usually prefer their flavors to be big and bold. 

Always on the go, Aries needs plenty of protein to keep them fueled up, so for the Ram, we suggest Simms artisan jerky –- spicy garlic flavor, of course!

Leo the Lion is the undisputed Sovereign of the Savannah (that whole King of the Jungle moniker never made much sense since lions don't tend to favor rainforest environments). This sign will find these Specially Selected jalapeno-stuffed queen olives can add the perfect touch to a dirty martini or a charcuterie board.

Sagittarius is the most well-traveled of signs, or at least an avid armchair traveler if circumstances prevent actual globetrotting. There's no better way to explore other cultures than through a culinary trip, so Sagittarians are sure to enjoy the spicy, complex flavors of Cook House tikka masala sauce to make their own version of this Anglo-Indian classic.

Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, and Taureans are known for their fondness for la dolce vita. They do tend to have a sweet tooth, so this Aldi's deliciously sweet and creamy Petit Chocolat wine would make for a perfect after-dinner drink for a Taurus gourmet meal.

Virgos, on the other hand, do tend to be more health-oriented, but even they enjoy a treat now and then. The Moser Roth dark chocolate bars, available in both 70% and 85% cacao, will allow Virgo to indulge a little while still feeling they're getting all the benefits of those healthy flavonoids.

Capricorns are the zodiac's die-hard traditionalists, and they like a good, hearty meal followed by a substantial dessert. Aldi's Belmont cheesecake is just the ticket – although it does come in the slightly more frivolous flavors of strawberry swirl and turtle, Capricorns will appreciate the simple perfection of the New York Style.

Air signs, like their natural element, are here, there, and everywhere. They like to keep things easy-breezy, and they like their snacks on the lighter side, too. Light, yes, but flavorful, since air signs want to experience all the taste sensations! 

Super-sociable Geminis will want to keep a tub or two of Park Street Deli's olive tapenade hummus on hand at all times. Open a bag of pita chips, break out your beverages of choice, and you've got a party right there!

Libras are all about balance. They will be sure to enjoy the satisfying crunch and harmonious spice blend of Clancy's Everything Pretzel Slims, but they will also appreciate that this snack won't be too filling.

Aquarians are the natural-born experimenters of the zodiac. They were the first to embrace fusion cuisine and are the most likely to experiment with edible insects and other exotic delicacies. Aldi doesn't run to chocolate-covered crickets, at least not yet, but Aquarians will be more than happy with their Specially Selected spinach, goat cheese, and plum sauce flatbreads, instead.

Water signs may swim in deep waters, but they do surface to eat on a regular basis, and when they do, they want something yummy to make mealtimes a special occasion. Cancer the Crab, who is most at home on the beach, will love the tropical luau in a freezer case that is the Park Street Deli Hawaiian-style chicken.

Scorpios are known for being on the intense side, and they have some out-of-the-box food preferences, as well. For this sign, we chose that often-underappreciated seafood, mussels. This type of shellfish has a stronger, brinier flavor than the more accessible shrimp, clams, or scallops, but it's one we think most Scorpios would be sure to appreciate, particularly when they're paired with a spicy sauce as is the case with the Specially Selected tomato garlic sauce mussels.

Pisces may be somewhat mystical by nature, but these Fish are still down-to-earth enough to value their health and that of their loved ones. (Pisceans are all about those loved ones.) Aldi's fresh Atlantic salmon flavored with a Mediterranean herb rub is a sure Pisces pleaser, simple to prepare and as delicious as it is nutritious.